Saturday, July 2

My favorite "Southerner" joke

A Southern lady is hosting a proper Southern to-do, and somehow a Yankee socialite is in attendance. Our Southern lady says, "Where are y'all from?" And the Northerner says, "Where I come from, we don't put prepositions at the end of a sentence." The lady replies, "Well, then, where y'all from. . . . bitch?"

Which brings me to a joke that I made up:

This dyslexic guy is down on his luck and needs some cash, so seeking a get-rich-quick lawsuit, he goes to Chili's and puts a finger in Wendy.

Hah! I kill me!

Feel free to put your favorite Southern joke in comments.

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